Funny Saying to Put on Cake
Here is an extensive collection of cake quotes, phrases, and aphorisms about cakes in general and different cakes in particular. You will also find a list of wedding cake quotes and sayings for a birthday cake.
You can't go wrong with a slice of cake. So just imagine that your birthday party has the task of hand-making a memorable dessert for a little kid.
Then a recipe should come as a surprise that it supplies all the sweetness and cuteness altogether.
We all have our favorite desserts, and for many people, it's cake. So I thought that this would be the perfect opportunity to remind everyone why they love eating this delicious treat.
With over 250 quotes about cakes, you will never get tired of hearing them again in your lifetime.
So give yourself permission: dig into something delicious today. Because really… Who doesn't love eating a cake?
Have a good laugh at funny sayings about cake. Reading birthday cake quotes, you will be tickled to know that your childhood memories are not too far behind.
Jump to:
- Best quotes about the cake
- Funny cake quotes
- Wedding cake quotes
- Birthday cake quotes
- Chocolate cake quotes
- Layer cake quotes
- Tiramisu quotes
- Carrot cake quotes
- Other cake quotes and sayings
- Proverbs about cakes
- Conclusion
Best quotes about the cake
1."I love you like a greedy child loves cake!" - Scott Adams
2. "Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake." - Dean Koontz
3. "I want to be the girl with the most cake."- Courtney Love
4. "For me, almost always, the answer was cake." - Diana Abu-Jaber
5. "Love is like a cake, you have to cook it well to be able to savor it. Otherwise you risk pulling it out raw or burned." - Giuseppe Caputo
6. "If you give everyone a piece of cake, you'll get even more than you need." - Jay Leno
7. "Everyone is dealing with something. This is life; this is not just a piece of cake." - Tom Brady
8. "My children: the cherry of cakes of life." - Besma Ben Slimene
9. "Love is a dessert: after the cake is eaten, there are always crumbs on the plate." - Patrick Cauvin
10. "The cheapest and safest way to be happy is to eat a piece of cake after a long fast." - Marco Oliverio
11. "Love is when you get the last piece of cake, but you give it up willingly." - E. Lockhart
12. "...language is not the frosting, it's the cake." - Tom Robbins
13. "May I always feel the same as when I'm about to eat a cake." - Greg Walloch
14. "So if I have two pieces of cake, do I have twice as good an experience as the first piece of cake? One of the things I've found in life is that the first piece of cake is the best." - David Frum
15. "Experiences are like cherry on the cake. It's nice, but that's not what's going to make a difference to the habit." - Martine Batchelor
16. "But for the time being, I've only learned one cake recipe and how to make scrambled eggs." - Eva Herzigova
17. "It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it." - Richard M. Nixon
18. "Love love and cherish life. Also, just eat the cake."- Aaron Paul
19. "What can cake teach you about life? This practice makes perfect, and if you try something once, it probably won't be perfect, and you have to keep working on it if you want to be good at it." - Nicole Byer
20. "Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake." - Larry Hagman
21. "My cake is dough, but I'll be among the rest, Out of hope of all but my share of the feast." - William Shakespeare
22. "It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker." - Judd Nelson
23. "There is no screenplay-writing recipe that guarantees your cake will rise." - Robert McKee
24. "Older women are the secret of the best cakes." - Franklin D. Roosevelt
25. "As long as there is a garden and a cake to dirty your hands with sugar, the fairy tales will never end." - Fabrizio Caramagna
26. "You have treated the arts as the cherry on the cake. It needs to be the yeast." - Mallika Sarabhai
27. "All pleasures are lonely, even when we share the cake." - Éric Chevillard
28. "I'm pretty healthy, so I eat a lot of vegetables and fish. But I'm a big candy fan. It's really bad. I love ice cream, cookies, cakes and all that. So on weekends I will definitely treat myself." - Shanina Shaik
29. "I eat some cakes all day." - Zahia Dehar
30. "A cake is a very good test of an oven: if it browns too much on one side and not on the other, it's not your fault - you need to have your oven checked." - Delia Smith
31. "The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going." - Reinhard Bonnke
32. "Experiencing love is like tasting cake, you have to take the time to taste." - Simple Zojar
33. "You can't eat your cake and keep it at the same time." - Serge Bouchard
34. "For goodness sake, look at those cakes."- James Brown
35. "Wishes that come true are always like chocolate on a cake, we always want more." - Danny Koubangoye
36. "In the childhood memories of every good cook is a large kitchen, a working stove, a cake who cooks and a mom." - Barbara Costikyan
37. "Make a cake, it's child's play and adult's pleasure." - Craig Clairborne
38. "Love stories are not the icing on the cake; I'm the cake!" - Peter Guber
39. "If you want to have a bigger family, offer the cake to your neighbor." - Santy Giuliano
40. "And then learn to live. Cut yourself a nice piece of cake with the silver cutlery. You learn how leaves grow on trees. Open your eyes. Learn how the moon sets in the cold of the night before Christmas. Open your nostrils. Smell the snow. Let life happen." - Sylvia Plath
41. "The mental aura of the ancient earth is the icing on the cake." - Claude-May Waia Nemia
42. "The only way cheese is dessert is when it's followed by the word cake." - Michele Gorman
43. "The extra is the icing on the cake for the inferior woman who wants to become a superwoman." - Claude-May Waia Nemia
44. "The nicer the piece of cake, the more likely it is to fall sideways on the plate when served." - Murphy's Law
45. "You cannot have a cake and eat it too. Either you eat it, or you have it." - Zygmunt Bauman
46. "The best ingredient of a cake it is he who esteems him." - Steve Lambert
47. "Lorraine quiches are really a great compromise between a pie and a cake." - Clement Berut
48. "Life's no piece of cake, mind you, but the recipe's my own to fool with." - Haruki Murakami
49. "If you're trying to start a business, it's like preparing a cake. You must have all the ingredients in the right proportions." - Elon Musk
50. "Let them eat cake."- Marie Antoinette
51. "The future is a cake prepared using Grandma's recipe." - Hanluo Taihan
52. "For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake." - Alfred Hitchcock
53. "This resplendent cake, as if surrounded by a magical aura, made me instantly happy." - Martin Page
54. "You don't want to raise a kid in a culture where the kid who asks the most questions is annoying. You want a culture where the kid who asks the most questions gets awards and gets another piece of cake." - Neil deGrasse Tyson
55. "And you may well find that baking two cakes does not take twice the work of baking one." - Robert Kuttner
56. "I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle." - John Denver
57. "Romanticism is the icing on the cake, but love is the cake." - Julia Child
58. "It is like the cakes, at the end of each evening, there is absolutely nothing left of the cheesecake and apple pie, of the peach mousse and the chocolate cake there are some slices, while the wonderful blueberry pie remains intact." - From the movie A Romantic Kiss
59. "Success is not like a cake that needs to be split. It's more like a pile of stones - a cairn. If someone succeeds, they add a stone to the cairn. It rises very high and can be seen from all over the world. That's how I see it." - Maeva Binchy
60. "If the cake fits, eat it!" - Gordon Korman
61. "I have a really big sweet tooth, and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament, like a good sized cake." - Maria Sharapova
62. "I want people to fall in love with themselves and be really proud and full of joy for the space they occupy. If someone else appreciates the space you're taking up, then that's icing on the cake." - Jonathan Van Ness
63. "There is nothing better than a cake, but more cake." - Harry S. Truman
64. "When it comes to cakes and puddings, savouries, bread and tea cakes, the English cannot be surpassed." - Laurie Colwin
65. "The cake is a very beautiful thing." - Milly Shapiro
66. "You can have your cake and eat it too and follow your passions and have a family and be happy." - Ayesha Curry
67. "Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be." - Lady Gaga
68. "The real cake isn't having what you want, it's doing what you want." - Lady Gaga
69. "Cake for later; cake as a way of life." - Laini Taylor
70. "I don't want to have regrets in life. I don't want to look back one day and say, "I could have eaten that piece of cake!" - Quino
71. "Happiness is like a cake. Have too much and you'll get sick of it." - Karl Pilkington
72. "My music is like a pale pink frosted cake with sprinkles, but when you cut it, there's a gooey dark chocolate center." - Melanie Martinez
73. "You can't arrest me. I'm the Cake Boss." - Buddy Valastro
74. "Which is the best, the homemade cake or the ready-made cake? Moms will always argue that homemade cakes taste better, although it has been proven that most of us cannot tell the difference." - Richard W. Hartel and AnnaKate Hartel
75. "If life was a piece of cake, it wouldn't be worth eating!" - Christopher Jones
76. "It's not a real homemade cake if your mom didn't make it." - Richard W. Hartel and AnnaKate Hartel
77. "The icing on the cake goes a little unnoticed when placed on top of a cherry cake." - Philippe Geluck
78. "Would you both like to eat your cake and have your cake?" - John Heywood
79. "Music has been around for a long time, and there will be music long after Ray Charles dies. I just want to leave my mark, leave something musically good behind. If it's a big record, that's the icing on the cake, but the music is the main course." - Ray Charles
80. "Baking cakes has got to be, even innocently, one of the biggest culinary scams. It involves effort; it involves domestic prowess. But believe me, it's easy." - Nigella Lawson
81. "Madeleine: Little cake that throws our past in our face." - Laurent Baffie
82. "During tough times, it is best to cut back on sweets like cookies, cakes, and candies. Satisfy your sweet tooth with fruit to help prevent lows and spikes in blood sugar." - Karen Salmansohn
83. "The icing on the cake, it's great, but on a clafoutis, it's without interest." - Michèle Bernier
84. "A party without cake is just a meeting." - Julia Child
85. "Freedom is not to be bound by my wounds. And being able to eat cake every day." - Amanda de Cadenet
86. "Someone once said that there are always flowers for those who want to find flowers. I think that's true. But I also think that there are always cakes for those who want to find cakes." - C. JoyBell C.
87. "When I got to France I realized I didn't know very much about food at all. I'd never had a real cake. I'd had those cakes from cake mixes or the ones that have a lot of baking powder in them. A really good French cake doesn't have anything like that in it - it's all egg power." - Julia Child
88. "For a plagiarist, other people's bread is cake." - Henri Jeanson
89. "The Earth is a cake full of sweetness." - Charles Baudelaire
90. "It's so much fun that the money is just icing on the cake. There seems to be a lot of frosting." - Ken Jennings
91. "A good book, a good couchage, a cake or a coffee. Here are all the pleasures of life." - Arrigo Cajumi
92. "Cake is happiness! If you know the way of the cake, you know the way of happiness! If you have a cake in front of you, you should not look any further for joy!" - C. JoyBell C.
93. "In the South, I think, food is the mirror of our lives. When I was growing up, no matter what you cried or celebrated, my mother was at the door with a cake or a pie." - Kimberly Schlapman
94. "How can a company that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners and instant cameras teach its young people patience?" - Paul Sweeney
95. "I like cake or sweets." - Prabhu Deva
96. "More recently, I learned another hobby: baking. It's so much fun to mix all the ingredients together and watch the cake come out great. It's so rewarding when the cake is great and tastes great." - Yani Tseng
97. "In any other context, "icing" is a wonderful and exciting word: the icing on the cake, for example, is a bonus - a wonderful thing on top of another wonderful thing. But in hockey, icing simply translates to the referee raising their right hand, as if swearing to the deity of timeout." -Steve Rushin
98. "Peace is what remains when we share the cake." - Vincent Roca
99. "I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like." - Ron Ben-Israel
100. "All families had their special Christmas food. Ours was called Dutch bread, made with a dough halfway between bread and cake, stuffed with citron and all kinds of nuts from the farm — hazelnut, black walnut, hickory, butternut." - Paul Engle
101. "A bad review is like making a cake with the best ingredients and having someone sit on it." - Danielle Steel
102. "The nice thing about cake is that it doesn't look like it's working. You forget about work. Children, adults, they all have the same look in their eyes when decorating cakes. That's the magic there." - Duff Goldman
103. "Photographing a cake can be an art."- Irving Penn
104. "We actors are lucky people, we get paid to do what we love, it's like getting paid to eat cake! There isn't much to complain about. In fact, on the days I'm off, I constantly tell my friends how I want to be on set because I miss it already." - Sriti Jha
105. "There are so many forms of love. Spending time with friends, love stories. I like to show my love by baking a cake for someone and writing their name on it, and seeing their reaction. I also like to give flowers!" - Pom Klementieff
106. "All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece but not too much." -George Harrison
107. "I firmly believe that increasing the size of the cake is at least as important as the distribution of the cake. To increase the size of the cake, you need to focus on progress." - Uday Kotak
108. "It may not be the most serious problem in the world, but it is a familiar problem: how do you divide a piece of cake equally between two children and also ensure that each of them considers it a fair division?" - Eric Maskin
109. "I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food has always been at the center of my life. I was a food obsessed person who turned into a comedian and tried to find a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too." - Nadia Giosia
110. "I learned that if I tell myself that I have no right to do something, I don't care later. So if I want chocolate, I have chocolate. If I want cookies, I have cookies. I like cake. I love cake." - Geri Halliwell
111."I put real plums in an imaginary cake." - Mary McCarthy
112. "I eat fairly healthy normally but like everyone else I have relapses and give in to cake from time to time." - Denise Van Outen
113. "Life is a cake and love is the icing on the cake. Without love, it becomes difficult to swallow life." - Mehek Bassi
114. "Baking cake is one of the easiest things in the world." - Paul Hollywood
115. "A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece." - Ludwig Erhard
116. "If the theory turns out to be correct, it will be an extremely thick and tasty icing on the cake." - Brian Greene
117. "I don't really cook much. I'm more of a baker. My favorite foods to bake that everyone loves, and that I can only keep at home for about 10 minutes, are 7UP Cake and Pineapple Upside-Down Cake." - Jada Pinkett Smith
118. "Life is like a recipe for a cake. If you follow the usual ingredients you will make the cake but you will already know what it will taste, others will taste it, appreciate it but soon forget. It always takes a pinch of genius in every recipe to ensure that it doesn't die with the last taste." - Carlo Peparello
119. "Anyone who knows me knows that I always eat cake. My nutritionist hates it, but I just tell her I like to eat it, and she's not going to stop me!" - Lucia Bronze
120. "I was a big kid and loved cake, maybe because it was the only sweet thing in my life." - André Rieu
121. "Eroticism is the icing on the cake when the cake is missing." - Aldo Busi
122. "Disappointing cakes often stayed too long. They should last just long enough to have the last bits the next morning with coffee - who doesn't like cakes with coffee?" - Tom Douglas
123. "In all honesty, my cake was baking when I met Al - I had already decided to be physically healthy. It was refreshing to go on your own journey, so it was almost like we were walking together." - Star Jones
124. "I tried to make a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible and I cried for three days." - Rachel Ray
125. "A few years ago I got to a point where I realized that the only way to know someone's age is to know how they are living their life. The candles on the cake mean absolutely nothing." - Rob Lowe
126. "I had a kid, so I had to step things up and get this cake." - Ty Dolla's Sign
127. "I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest."- Craig Benzine
128. "Take the broken pieces of your life, make it into a master cake. Don't stand still like a lake; keep flowing like a stream!" - Israelmore Ayivor
129 "Dieting is odious and can take years of determination and sacrifice. I totally understand the urge to say "Screw it" and have another piece of cake." - Lionel Shriver
130. "Equation: comfort + cake scent in the oven - alarm button = weekend." - Amy Krouse Rosenthal
131. "Remember, no matter what life offers us, we can always bake a cake!" - Sarah Ban Breathnach
132. "The great American food writer MFK Fisher once wrote an essay calledThe Anatomy of a Recipe.To have good anatomy, according to her, a recipe must have a sense of logical progression. She despaired of recipes with "anatomical flaws", where the reader is asked to make a cake batter and only then to grease the loaf pans." - Bee Wilson
133. "Mom is that person who, seeing that there are four pieces of cake and there are five people, says that she has never liked sweets." - Held Jordan
134. "My mother baked the whole world for me in sweet cakes.
My beloved filled my window with star raisins.
And the nostalgia is enclosed in me like air bubbles in bread."
- Yehuda Amichai
135. "A large empire, like a large cake, is most easily diminished at the edges." - Benjamin Franklin
136. "It could be argued that there is an element of fun in every cake, as each cake is in itself a surprise by virtue of the crust that wraps it." -
Janet Clarkson
137. "Man for me is the icing on the cake. But I am the pie and my pie is good on its own. Even if I don't have a cherry." - Halle Berry
138. "Of a wish, of a summer garden, of a cake still warm, of sugar between the lips and of a subtle wind in favor." - Fabrizio Caramagna
139. "When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?"- Lisa Loeb
140. "If eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." - Lorelai Gilmore
141. "Architecture is the beginning of something because it's - if you're not involved in first principles, if you're not involved in the absolute, the beginning of this generative process, it's the cake decoration." - Thom Mayne
142. "Technically, if you don't cut a cake but eat it whole with a fork it's worth a slice." - Anonymous
143. "Let's be honest, the physical attracts me first. Then if you get to know the mind, soul and heart of man, that's the icing on the cake." - Lana Turner
144. "Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like crushed ice cream cake." - Ethel Merman
145. "It is not clear if it is a cake, a tart, a strudel. But what did I make of apples?" - @diodeglizilla, Twitter
146. "Let's just say you may regret that second piece of cake. Oh my God. Cake of regrets? Everything that was about to happen had to be really bad." - Rachel Hawkins
147. "I like the concept of "take your cake and eat it too." - Jesse Itzler
148. "We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top." - Navjot Singh Sidhu
149. "There's adventure in the air. . . and cake to be eaten." - Robert Sharenow
150. "I'm a very keen baker; I pride myself on my cakes. I go along the classic sponge line, but I like to jazz it up." - Greg Rutherford
Funny cake quotes
151. "Men come and go, but the cake stays forever." - George Augustus Sala
152. "Why is it that when you mix water and flour you get a glue and if you add eggs and sugar you get a cake? Where does the glue go?" - Rita Rudner
153. "You start to realize that you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope
154. "I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight." - Gabriel Iglesias
155. "Let me be clear: I eat a lot of cakes because somewhere out there, it's someone's birthday!" - Anonymous
156. "Cake, will you do me the honor of making my stomach the happiest sack of acid in the world?" - Homer Simpson
157. "Here is an interesting news for those on a diet: a cake cut into thin slices has fewer calories than a whole cake." - Garfield
158. "I wanted to buy a candle holder, but they didn't have one in the shop. So I bought a cake." - Mitch Hedberg
159. "As a child, every time I blew out the candles, I asked to grow up. Now I realize that I could have wished for better." - Andrea Gora
160. "It's time to blow out the candles on the pity party cake." - Louie Giglio
161. "The more the years pass, the more the candles on the birthday cake resemble a spirometry exam." - @volleyball, Twitter
162. "I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake." - Gabriel Iglesias
163. "Mmmmh ... what a good cake ... Just like mom knew how to buy!" - Stuart Pankin
164. "What dessert are you bringing tonight?"
"The Ikea Cake. I put all the ingredients in a bag. Then you can do it yourself." - @Sonopazzaio, Twitter
165. "My policy on the cake is pro to having it and pro to eating it." - Boris Johnson
166. "Since I'm on a diet, I bought a lot of apples.
And, since I don't eat them, now I make a cake with them." - @Valemille, Twitter
167. "I am surprised. When I was 40, I thought I would never make 50. And at 50, I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still strong and enjoying everything." - Gloria Stuart
168. "How do I like my eggs? Um, in a cake." - Anonymous
169. "I would say that I have more shoes than anything else; they are a good way to update a look. Bags and shoes are like decorating a cake." - Alexa Chung
170. "When I was a kid, she would make me wash lettuce 10 times or open nuts by hand to make a cake. I was like, 'Mom, this is ridiculous.' But now? I manage my kitchen the same way." - Daniel Humm
171. "For reasons that aren't entirely clear, I take a strange and almost inappropriate pleasure in baking a cake that looks like a rotting log. Essentially, this is what a Buche de Noel is supposed to look like, with meringue "mushrooms" popping out of the chocolate buttercream crust." - Claire Saffitz
172. "For me, the end of childhood came when the number of candles on my birthday cake no longer reflected my age, around 19 or 20. Now each candle has come to represent an entire decade." - Yotam Ottolenghi
173. "I think that's true - economically you want to make a bigger cake rather than cutting an existing cake differently." - Jacob Rees-Mogg
174. "You know you're getting old when you get that candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow that." - Jerry Seinfeld
175. "In any good comic, the drawing is the icing on the cake. As surprising as it may seem, it is incidental." - Anthony Jean
176. "We begin to notice that we age when the weight of the candles exceeds that of the cake." - Bette Davis
177. "At four years old, you can afford to devour whole slices of cherry cake coated with chocolate and cream… At twenty seven, you have to start watching your figure." - Barbara Taylor Bradford
178. "There comes an age when you spend more time removing the candles from the cake than eat it!" - Gilles Abadie
179. "Inheritance is a cake you receive when you have no more teeth to eat it." - Fred Allen
180. "A balanced meal, from a little boy's point of view, is a piece of cake in each hand." - Anonymous
181. "I have a slender person inside me, but I can easily put her back to sleep when she wakes up, by eating three or four cakes." - Bob Thaves
182. "Guests are like cakes: if kept too long, they go rancid and become inedible." - Charlie Chaplin
183. "If the rhinoceros was a cake birthday, he would wear his candle on his nose." - The-height
184. "Who makes himself brown by taking a part of the cake, will be chocolate by taking a chestnut pie!" - Serge Zeller
185. "Life is hard I'm not going to make you a sketch, everyone wanted to bite but the cake is not big enough." - Ninho
Wedding cake quotes
186. "Anyone who is incapable of appreciating a cake both sweet, salty and bitter, is not allowed in marriage." - Jacques Nteka Bokolo
187. "My face looks like a wedding-cake left out in the rain." - W. H. Auden
188. "The most dangerous food is the wedding cake." - James Thurber
189. "She tells enough lies to frost a wedding cake." - Margot Asquith
190. "Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sexual desire by 99%: the wedding cake." - Jim Davidson
191. "If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake right? I love me, so I'm thinking 12 tiers." - Michelle M. Pillow
192. "If you really can't stand weddings, if nothing else in the end you can always console yourself with the cake." - Richard W. Hartel and AnnaKate Hartel
193. "Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one." - Phyllis Diller
Birthday cake quotes
194. "Having a purpose in life is essential: how to blow out your birthday candles or toast the New Year." - Sandro Pandolfi
195. "A birthday cake speaks the language of nostalgia, it is a perfect childhood memory revived by the senses." - Kate Jacobs
196. "I like birthdays. Every time someone is born, it's like bringing more cakes to the world." - Demetri Martin
197. "I've never been one to throw parties for my birthday. I remember how embarrassed I was when they made me cut a cake on the trays and the unit sang 'Happy Birthday." - Hema Malini
198. "A birthday at my age is not a year less but more happiness. And so much the better if the candles cost more than the cake!" - Line Renaud
199. "Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration ends with something sweet, a cake, and people remember. It's all in the memories." - Buddy Valastro
200. "The cake was sinfully decadent, dripping with chocolate, exactly the way a birthday cake should be." - Rysa Walker
201. "Having a birthday cake smashed in your face by young children? Delicious. I always put on a Santa Claus costume at Christmas. To remain childish is a wonderful state of innocence." - John Lydon
202. "At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!" - Abraham Lincoln
203. "Ninety years old: he stopped blowing out the candles on the cake and started lighting them in church." - A. Roderi
204. "Birthdays are a natural way of telling us to eat more cake." - Jo Brand
205. "If life is a birthday cake let my face be smeared with its icing of cognac and kindness." - Aberjhani
206. "I realized I was older when on my birthday all the guests stood around the cake to warm their hands." - George Burns
207. "I always think that for my birthday they throw me a party with a huge cake that comes out of a naked and gigantic woman. She beats me and goes back into the cake." - Woody Allen
208. "I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. It was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut a birthday cake and made a wish, I wish I was onSaturday Night Live. If I threw a coin in a fountain, I wish I was onSaturday Night Live. If I saw a shooting star, I wish I was onSaturday Night Live."- Jimmy Fallon
209. "My mom always sends a cake to the office for my birthday." - David Ulevitch
210. "Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen." - Jim Gaffigan
211. "Romance novels are birthday cakes, and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have plenty of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when life's peanut butter sticks to the palate." - Janet Evanovitch
212. "Most of us have fond memories of food from our childhood. Whether it's our mom's homemade lasagna or a memorable chocolate birthday cake, food has a way of transporting us back in time." - Homaro Cantu
213. "My FedEx mom bakes me a red velvet cake every birthday." - Molly Sims
Chocolate cake quotes
214. "I just love to bake chocolate cakes and anything unhealthy. It makes me very popular." - Helena Mattsson
215. "If it were easy to resist, it would not be called chocolate cake." - Maryrose Wood
216. "A friend is like a cake chocolate, hard with a tender heart." - Anonymous
217. "A chocolate cake may contain almond praline or blackberry, and a vanilla cake may contain cinnamon, cappuccino or pistachio. Each is distinctive and I only cook to order." - Ron Ben-Israel
218. "I am not a strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it." - Grace Slick
219. "I make a chocolate cake from scratch every week." - Victoria Osteen
220. "I'm not saying I don't like days when I don't eat chocolate cake. But I especially like those days when I eat chocolate cake." - Trisha Yearwood
221. "Let's face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does it for me." - Audrey Hepburn
222. "I love chocolates. It could be something as simple as a chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream, or it could be a macaroon filled with chocolate." - Ranveer Singh
223. "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." - Dave Barry
224. "How many times have you wanted to bake a chocolate cake from scratch or prove that you can make a puff pastry crust as good as your grandma's, but you just don't have the time! A snow day is the perfect day to engage the kids without time pressure, or worse, diners to impress." - Rachel Campos-Duffy
225. "I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt." - Phyllis Diller
226. "Art without emotion it's like chocolate cake without sugar. It makes you gag." - Laurie Halse Anderson
227. "The preparation of the chocolate cake is too complex to be foreseen by my convulsive life; for this reason, when I receive important guests, I buy it in the best pastry shop in the area, remove the decorations, transfer it to a plate of mine and then go around a couple of times jumping around the living room table until it is soft enough to seem homemade. The cakes bought, like the hairdresser's hairstyles, have the unmistakable mark of professionalism but, after shaking them with vigorous shakes, both of them rise to the category of domestic patchwork." - Isabel Allende
228. "Page one is a diet, page two is a chocolate cake. It's a no-win situation." - Kim Williams
229. "Part of life and part of the enjoyment of life is croissant and chocolate cake and eggs and milkshakes and oatmeal. There are so many things, you have to learn to appreciate them all. When I'm not eating as much as I should, I'm not fun to be around; I am difficult." - Nina Dobrev
230. "I love eating chocolate cake and ice cream after a show. I almost justify it in my mind by saying, 'You were a good boy on stage, and you put on your show, so now you can have cake and ice cream." - Steven Wright
231. "My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never eats anything but fruit until noon. And then starting at noon, he can have brown rice and tofu, and then, at eight or nine in the evening, he orders three pieces of chocolate mud cake and eats all three of them." - Sara Blakely
232. "Writing or making anything - a poem, a bird feeder, a chocolate cake - has self-respect in it." - Sharon Olds
Layer cake quotes
233. "Why not ask what can or can't be a layer in a layer cake?" - Christina Tosi
234. "Since the human being is basically a layered cake, you can very well be sad and happy in the same spoonful." - Anonymous
235. "In my experience, entrepreneurship tends to be a bit cumulative, like a layer cake. Taking time can make revving up difficult." - Andrew Yang
236. "I've always told my children that life is like a layer cake. You get to put one layer on top of the other, and whether you frost it or not is up to you." - Ann Richards
Tiramisu quotes
237. "The best known and most appreciated Italian dessert in the world is definitely tiramisu. This spoon dessert, invented in the 1970s in the Treviso restaurant Le Beccherie, owes at least part of its success to the creaminess of its fundamental ingredient: mascarpone." - Dario Bressanini
238. "I don't know if there is happiness, but I know there is tiramisu." - Anonymous
239. "I do not understand that Eva has been tempted by an apple. I could understand a tiramisu .... but an apple!" - Anonymous
240. "Tiramisu made with Pavesini instead of ladyfingers is a defeat for humanity!" - Anonymous
241. "Tiramisu is a timeless Italian icon that combines everyone's taste." - Sonia Peronaci
242. "I have a weakness: tiramisu. Homemade or pastry, never fails." - Alberto Angela
243. "In Japan, the dessert is also very popular, except that instead of the word "tiramisu" the ideogram is that of the Rising Sun." - Riccardo Cassini
244. "Tiramisu is a hard drug, one of those that immediately after the first dose are addictive." - Margherita Oggero
245. "Tiramisu, after all, is nothing more than a sweet lasagna: the pasta is replaced by biscuits dipped in coffee, egg cream and mascarpone sauce with meat sauce and cocoa béchamel." - Eugenio Signoroni
246. "Love me as if I were your last slice of tiramisu before the diet." - Anonymous
247. "Sometimes I fight my inner demons. Other times we hug and eat tiramisu together." - Anonymous
248. "Tiramisu is the thing that, after the first slice, is left with a quantity equal to "well now it's a little bit, let's finish it!" - Anonymous
249. "Love is like tiramisu. The less you have, the more you want." - Anonymous
250. "In me lives a thin woman who tries to get out, but I keep her at bay with tiramisu." - Anonymous
Carrot cake quotes
251. "I love roast chicken, juicy summer tomatoes, and carrot cake topped with tangy cream cheese frosting." - Samin Nosrat
252. "Vegetables are essential when dieting. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie." - Jim Davis
Other cake quotes and sayings
253. "- Mont-Blanc is not like a Sicilian cannoli, which is all inside, it's like a backpack: she carries it around for a month and is safe! Mont-Blanc rests on a delicate balance, it's not like Sacher Torte ... - What? - The Sacher Torte ... - What is it? - I mean, have you practically never tasted Sacher Torte ?! - No ... - Okay, let's keep it up, let's get hurt!" - Nanni Moretti
254. "Love is a cake of semolina - sweet at first, consistent thereafter, frankly stuffy for those who have the weakness to take it again, and crumbles towards the end." - Jean Vautrin
255. "You can freeze a good sponge cake and then have a strawberry shortcake anytime you want." - Lidia Bastianich
256. "Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling." - Dave Barry
257. "Yes, we could solve for why, but we could also eat another slice of coconut cake." - Sam Lipsyte
258. "The easiest way to make a fruitcake is to buy a darkish cake, then pound some old, hard fruit into it with a mallet. Be sure to wear safety glasses." - Dave Barry
259. "I made the coffee cake recipe fromThe Fun of Cooking over and over again when I was a kid." - Alex Guarnaschelli
260. "Cupcakes - when you want to watch your weight, but still feel the pride that comes with eating an entire cake." - Dana Gould
261. "The worst gift is a fruit cake. There is only one fruitcake in the whole world, and people send it to each other." - Johnny Carson
262. "I gorged myself on a large chunk of super-nourishing Saint Honore cake, suffering such a guilty cholesteroid hallucination that I could hear the aorta stiffen like a hockey puck." - Woody Allen
263. "I can cook to please people, but it's pretty conventional. I make a good sponge cake. I have trouble following recipes." - Anna Chancellor
264. "I'm not particularly interested in restaurant cooking. I don't really want to learn how to make a Napoleon. I much prefer learning how to make a really good lemon cake, which you can make at home. I like simple, old-fashioned home cooking." - Laurie Colwin
265. "I love cakes – confetti cakes, to be precise. There are small colored candies inside the cake, and then you get the confetti frosting, which is sometimes very hard to find. It's really hard to explain to people because it's not frosting with sprinkles on top. It's icing that contains candy. It's Funfetti Frosting." - Channing Tatum
266. "I have the biggest sweet tooth! You name it, I'll eat it. My all-time favorite is my mom's butter cake. Every time I come home, my mom will already have the cake baked because I love her so much. It drives my siblings crazy because they think she favors me. I don't care because she probably does!" - Michael Strahan
Proverbs about cakes
1."Bread in peacetime is better than cake in times of war." - Slovak proverb
2. "There was never a cake, but it had a make." - Scotch proverb
3. "Turn the cake in the pan." - English proverb
4. "When you eat a round cake, do you start from the center?" - Hausa proverb
5. "In default of bread, meal cakes are good." - Portuguese proverb
6. "A friendly word is better than a heavy cake." - Ukrainian proverb
7. "For rice cakes, go to the rice-cake maker." - Japanese proverb
8. "Draw a cake to satisfy one's hunger." - Chinese proverb
9. "A cake eaten in peace, is worth two in trouble." - French proverb
10. "If there's no bread, cakes are very good." - Spanish proverb
11. "Those who always eat cake are satisfied with it."
12. "The proof of the pan is the cake."
13. "Cakes and women are good when they are not indigestible."
14. "There are many whims of men; who likes the cake, who the pies."
15. "The brains of men are various: who likes cake, who likes tortelli."
16. "Those who always eat cake are satisfied with it."
17. "Even though the cake is large and spacious, divided into many pieces, it is a small thing."
Conclusion
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